Bite Somebody

Bite Somebody Book 1

Sara Dobie Bauer


"Do you want to be perfect?"

That's what Danny asked Celia the night he turned her into a vampire. Three months have passed since, and immortality didn't transform her into the glamorous, sexy vamp she was expecting, but left her awkward, lonely, and working at a Florida gas station. On top of that, she's a giant screw-up of an immortal, because the only blood she consumes is from illegally obtained hospital blood bags.

What she needs to do--according to her moody vampire friend Imogene--is just ... bite somebody. But Celia wants her first bite to be special, and she has yet to meet Mr. Right Bite. Then, Ian moves in next door. His scent creeps through her kitchen wall and makes her nose tingle, but insecure Celia can't bring herself to meet the guy face-to-face.   When she finally gets a look at Ian's cyclist physique, curly black hair, and sun-kissed skin, other parts of Celia tingle, as well. Could he be the first bite she's been waiting for to complete her vampire transformation? His kisses certainly have a way of making her fangs throb.

Just when Celia starts to believe Ian may be the fairy tale ending she always wanted, her jerk of a creator returns to town, which spells nothing but trouble for everyone involved.

  • Elements:
    • Scary creature(s)
    • Vampire(s)
  • Themes:
    • conflict with authority
    • coming of age
    • facing obstacles
    • facing the unknown
    • friendship
    • girl power
    • starting over
  • Violence or battles: fairly important to the plot. Highly described
  • Romance:
    • One or more romantic arcs, central to the plot.
    • Male-female.
  • Intimacy: Sex is described with details frequently.
  • Cursing: moderate
  • Humor: The book is a comedy
  • Characters:
    • Main protagonist(s) is(are) female
    • Important characters are mostly female
    • Main Characters' ethnicity or ancestry is caucasian
  • Author: Sara Dobie Bauer
    • Ohio, USA
    • Sara Dobie Bauer is a writer, model, and mental health advocate with a creative writing degree from Ohio University. She spends most days at home in her pajamas as a book nerd and sex-pert for Her short story, "Don't Ball the Boss," was nominated for the 2015 Pushcart Prize, inspired by her shameless crush on Benedict Cumberbatch. She lives with her hottie husband and two precious pups in Northeast Ohio, although she would really like to live in a Tim Burton film. She is also the author of Wolf Among Sheep, Life without Harry, and Forever Dead. Read more at or find her on Twitter @SaraDobie.


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